South Padre Island Texas International Idiots Club

"ONE PARTICULAR HARBOR" HAS JUST PARTNERED WITH THE INTERNATIONAL IDIOTS CLUB AND WILL BE GIVING ALL OF OUR MEMBERS WITH CURRENT MEMBERSHIP CARDS A 10% DISCOUNT ON PURCHASES MADE IN THE MONTHS OF APRIL, MAY AND JUNE.

THIS UNIQUE STORE IS LOCATED AT 4113 PADRE BLVD NEXT TO THE RAMADA INN AND CARRIES ALL KINDS OF SUPERB MERCHANDISE - MEN'S AND WOMEN'S FASHIONS, HOME DECOR AND BEAUTIFUL STERLING SILVER JEWELRY AS WELL AS BATH & BODY ITEMS AND GREAT GIFT IDEAS.

PLEASE DROP BY AND SUPPORT "ONE PARTICULAR HARBOR" AND GET YOUR 10% DISCOUNT!!

It will instantly raise your IQ by at least 15 points after putting it on. You will walk tall and proud in these new shirts and they will also give the illusion of the perfect body. Your friends will love you more and your enemies will have a terrible envy of just how sexy you have become with your HOT 2008 INTERNATIONAL IDIOT SHIRTS.

GET YOURS NOW AND BE THE FIRST ON YOUR BLOCK TO HAVE THE "CARD OF THE YEAR" THAT EVERYONE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT!!

YES KIDS, IT'S TRUE, THE 2008 LAMINATED INTERNATIONAL IDIOT'S CARDS ARE HERE!!

THEY ARE ONLY $5. WITHOUT IT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GET YOUR DISCOUNTS AT BOOMERANG BILLY'S BEACH BAR ON SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS FROM 1 - 4PM. AND YOUR 10% DISCOUNT AT THE UNIQUE STORE, "ONE PARTICULAR HARBOR", FOR THE MONTHS OF APRIL, MAY AND JUNE, NOR WILL YOU BE ABLE TO PURCHASE THE NEW 2008 IDIOT SHIRTS.

Stress Test:

There is a very, very tall coconut tree, and there are 4 animals:

King Kong, an Ape, an Orangutan and a Monkey.

They have a competition to see who is the fastest to get the banana.
Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality. Try and answer within 30 seconds.

Got your answer? Scroll down to see the analysis.

If your answer is .....

King Kong = Stupid

Orangutan = Flippen Stupid

Ape = You Fool

Monkey = You are an idiot

Why?????

Coconut trees don't have bananas.........!!

It's obvious you're stressed by your work and you need a vacation to South Padre Island

to join the rest of us Idiots.

Up To Date Photos Along With Archived Photos To Be Found By Clicking Here

Our Beloved Murray - We Will Miss You(10)

Feb 10, 2007

Your donations from joining and renewing your membership

to the International Idiot's Club goes to local people and organizations in need.

Your latest donations have been given to:

Alex Avalos

Steve Gomez

Gela Kay

Laguna Madre Boys and Girl's Club

Laguna Madre Human Society

Sea Turtle Inc.

It is very important to not forget to renew your membership to

The International Idiot's Club 2008

in order to get all of

your discounts and to help others in need.

This 34 mile long stretch of white sand is bordered to the east by the Gulf of Mexico and to the west by the Laguna Madre bay. The conveniences and attractions of a modern resort coupled with miles of pristine island terrain is what draws thousands of visitors to the area each year, and has brought many back to live.

The natural beauty of its beaches, its vibrant business climate and the friendly people that call the Island home matches South Padre’s rich history. The white, sandy beaches of South Padre are known throughout the United States (ranked as one of America’s top 10 beaches), with the emerald water of the Gulf of Mexico serving as the perfect backdrop for spectacular sunsets. From sunrise to sunset, the Island is the perfect playground for sailing, fishing, windsurfing, dolphin watching, horseback riding, shopping and golf, just to mention a few. As the day winds down with spectacular sunsets over the bay, the evenings come alive with dining, dancing and music. Large selections of fine restaurants are available for your choosing, and many will even cook your catch.

While its many amenities make South Padre the premiere vacation spot in the state, the location of the Island also makes it one of the premiere spots in the state to observe wildlife in its natural state, and to find that allusive bird to add to your list. One of the best spots in the United States to see all of the regularly occurring rails, South Padre has over 300 recorded species to date, and the list continues to grow, as do the bird watchers.

With year round moderate temperatures, South Padre is the ideal vacation spot for everyone. Whether you are a family looking for a week long get away, a winter visitor looking for a warm spot during the cold months in the northern states, or a college student looking for the best spot to relax during Spring Break, South Padre Island is your choice.